Molotov Magazine

Pay no attention to the video above. There's something goodish on cable. Perez Hilton got knocked out by the Black Eyed Peas OMG!! The Beastie Boys are re-releasing albums you already have. You can youtube how to make a wooble bass like all the UK house and dubstep producers use!! Transformers comes out this week. President Obama killed a fly on national television LOL!! Strawberry Shortcake is good. The banks got their stimulus check...and it didn't bounce YES!! I like maple syrup. Did you hear about Brad? He got the new Iphone...I, know!!! My girlfriend doesn't like the way her hair looks so I gave her $100 to get it done the way she likes it! Kanye is so kewl. I'm going to go see a band that got big 'cuz of myspace...their record sucks but we'll be so cool if we show up!! I should get the limited edition Hitler Nike dunks right? Track suits are soooo 2006. Oh look that guy in the bar is going to take our picture and put it on his blog. Strike a pose....Whatever you do don't pay attention to the video above.

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My dog actually likes cats...soooo cool